Boys shhh…. here’s a secret. Fuck roses, buy a girl tulips
*insert Tulips/two lips joke here*
My ex was king of the tulips joke. But I agree, I’d take tulips over any flower.
I like tulips.
but gardenia.
dahlias.
peonies.
poppies.
or a nice cheese plate.
Yes to the above, but I find Gerber daisies, hydrangeas, and calla lilies are my favourite.
Meh. Flowers stink when they die. Buy me shoes. 7 1/2 please.
Tomlin pulls me away from work cuz he is dying to see Megan Fox…I mean, Transformers.
I had fun sending postcards! If anyone wants in on it-DM me or email me at the gmails. Msamymac.
I am NOT a computer genius. I am lucky to turn this shit on. I love a pen and a piece of paper. So…awhile ago, all you fuckers stopped blogging, because that wasn’t cool anymore and picked up Tumblr…which is supposed to be awesome…but whatever…so I was all ‘I’ll see what it is all about’ and to be funny, I signed up with my Bestie, toplessmama, and started a Tumblr account…for my Gnome. Tomlin.
Then you guys went ‘all in’ on this Tumblr thing - and because I am a lemming - I was like “well, I need in on this for sure” so, here I am…the problem is, I’m stuck in the damn Gnome Blog!!! So I keep posting there by accident and when I star (heart? note? I don’t fucking know!) your shit, I think it shows up under the damn gnomes account.
The gnome does nothing. Mostly cuz…I do nothing…but Bestie’s gnome account is awesome - http://prestonthegnome.tumblr.com/ - he does some shit. Anyway - I keep posting stuff to the Gnome account that I mean to post to Frosting Licker…cuz, you know, I’m DOING TUMBLR WRONG.
God I suck.
